Latisha’s Fun Picks of the Day # 2

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Today’s Theme: “Dancing”

Fun Image of the Day:

Funny Pictures

 Song of the Day:
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Quote of the Day:  

“Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt and live like it’s heaven on Earth.”
— Mark Twain

Poem of the Day:
 

I just wanna Dance  

I pretty much spent my whole life dancing alone
I would shake it, break it, groove it, move it, jazz it, blues it
You name it  

Once in a while, I’d find myself dancing in a small group
Then sometimes a large one  

Every now and then it’s just me and another son
They come and go
Some say I move too fast
Others say I move too slow  

But I still boogie on
I dance to my own beat
Every change of the track led to different moves  

Sometimes I watch someone else move and
Copy a step or two
But most of the time I create my own moves  

Sometimes some dance instructor think he earned the right
To tell me how to move  

Sometimes I follow
Sometimes I lead
Sometimes I’d be applauded
Sometimes I’d fall, bruise and bleed
But I still dance  

Suddenly, he came to me
Another dancer, a handsome stranger
With his arched eyebrows and gorgeous kissable lips
He held his hand out to me
“Shall we dance?”  

We spoke while we dance
We spoke of beautiful things
Our souls connected
As if just us on the floor  

Then just like that, he let me go
Said I was dancing too fast
He wanted to dance slow
Then he wanted to dance with me no-more  

He left me alone on the floor
But I just could not move anymore
So I look for a corner
And there I went
Stayed a long while
Till a voice He sent  

“Yo, yo Tish, it’s time to get up off your butt and dance again,
cause baby girl, your song still playing,”  

How many left the floor cause there song is through
They can’t dance but you could
So what are you gonna do?  

So I danced my way back on the floor
And stepped
When the Deejay played a tune
I thought I couldn’t groove to, I tried to leave the floor again  

He played the music louder, harder
And called my name again  

“Girl, just dance”  

So I tried to learn some new moves to make it through that song,
then I discovered he was playing my song all along  

Poem written by Latisha (Wrote this many years ago when my life was much different to the life i know now)

Joke of the Day:  

How do you get a kleenex to dance?
… Put a little boogey in it.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Fun Fact of the Day:  

To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly.   

Did You Know?

What is a fart and why does it smell?

What is a fart and why does it smell?Ever pull someone’s finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?
Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?
This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.
A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person’s stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.
The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.
A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.
The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.
Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!

Did you know?

  • On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
  • Hey guys, don’t be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
  • Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
  • People fart the most in their sleep.
  • Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.

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Born on this day:

1968
Ashley Judd
actress
1979
Kate Hudson
actress
1946
Tim Curry
actor
 
 
 
 

 
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